In dutch you don’t say “I love you”, you say “godver mijn klote fiets is alweer gejat” which is like “our hearts will be together forever, even when we’re apart”, I love that. Such a beautiful language.
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
Have you ever just had someone tell you something that rips you apart and you can literally feel your chest hurting and your heart is racing and there’s a lump in your throat and it’s just so powerful what words can do just wow words
So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’
I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail